Kill kittens

To masturbate. This term comes from the saying "every time you masturbate god kills a kitten." To say how many times you have masturbated, you say I have killed x number of kittens.

Zeb: That's why I'm on facebook! (not to kill kittens)

Alex: How many kittens have you killed?

Zeb: I'll just say its technically kitten genocide..

Alex: Genocide means you killed enough of them so that they can't reproduce fast enough to fill the population void....... aw... I love kittens...

Zeb: KITTEN GENOCIDE I TELL YOU!!

by Ho_b0 May 4, 2012

Ace Kill

A sociopath who needs a phd to tell him he is a bad influence and disrispects authority.

Yo bro your being a fucking ace kill

by Lyk Jon-Wazup October 31, 2009

snape killing

When you kill a loved one to prove to your dark overlord that you are their right hand man, but it is all a cover because you are an agent for the good guys.

I am snape killing my parents to show the boss I'm on his side, but I'm going to defeat him for the other side.

by TheAxel October 7, 2016

kill workout

it is where you take the number of kills in a game that you made and do that many push-ups and sit-ups. And for each you had that is another set that you have to do.

hey, mom stop nagging me to stop gaming and go work out, i will just do a kill workout.

by TheAlmightyGodOfHalo January 2, 2014

wife a kill

Somebody who just wanted the kill (to fuck) and ended up dating the person. Their intentions were just to fuck and go but they felt attached and then wifed them.

"Yo did you here about peter and ashley"
"No"
"Their dating now"
"I thought she was just a kill"
"Exactly"
"Ew he wife a kill"

by rebeccaregrets April 21, 2020

Snape Kill

To "Snape Kill" means to kill your former friend/ally or comrade to prove to your loyalty to your dark master so you can continue to be a double agent for the other side

Snape killed Dumbledore to save Potter and prove his false-loyalty to Voldemort

by Trucken_en January 16, 2017

kill ometer

fuck ometer

Me: kill ometer. ometer fucking sucks man

by Collloser The Typer Boi November 5, 2021