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moose the goose

a nickname for smoking weed. similar to other nicknames such as "blaze".
hey joe lets moose the goose .
by skin the cat January 2, 2012
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Goose egg

A Goose egg is when a guy squeezes his nut to look like a goose egg
"Hey Gary check out my Goose egg"
by Goose guy64920 February 1, 2021
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Goose Egg

When you pop one of your balls out of the side of your pants.
Ayo my homie Errol just popped a Goose Egg
by LINATHEMILF November 23, 2021
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Goose Count

When you line up a group of troubled youngsters or gangsters and count them off to decide which one will be forced on a death march. Children are taught this via a lovely nursery rhyme.
1) It's a Goose Count, gather in line!
by frigginhost April 26, 2017
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Goose Bucket

A Goose Bucket is when a bucket of KFC is filed to the brim with shit and is then thrown at people at the pond
by SnakeOil July 19, 2016
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Drown the Goose

To have sex.

My grandpa used to tell me this history that when he was a young lonely boy at the farm, he heard a legend that if you put your willy inside a goose, and then try to drown it while making love to it, the goose's vajayjay start to contract and become's really tight, which feels really good and makes you release your swimmers faster. Later on this became an euphemism for having sex among farmers.
Grandpa: Did you drown the goose last night?
Grandson: Hell yeah, I even came inside her
by Belch666 November 11, 2018
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mecha goose

A mechanical goose, half goose, half robotic. Most times it has a sad back story with an arch rival such as Evil Duck.
We can make him stronger, we can make him into a mecha goose.
by HailToTheDock January 16, 2018
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