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Drown the Goose 

To have sex.

My grandpa used to tell me this history that when he was a young lonely boy at the farm, he heard a legend that if you put your willy inside a goose, and then try to drown it while making love to it, the goose's vajayjay start to contract and become's really tight, which feels really good and makes you release your swimmers faster. Later on this became an euphemism for having sex among farmers.
Grandpa: Did you drown the goose last night?
Grandson: Hell yeah, I even came inside her
Drown the Goose by Belch666 November 11, 2018