Hot as Satan's Taint

A simile meant to convey the overbearing heat and/or stuffiness of an environment.

The AC in Evan's jeep is broken, so the cab was hot as Satan's taint during our six hour trek to Purdue.

by KurayamiShikaku February 8, 2010

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golden taint

A golden taint is when pee hits the water and splashes back up onto the taint.

"I could really use some baby powder after my golden taint dries up."
"Bitch, you need to clean up this golden taint before I get down on this muff puff.

by Earth Wind and Taint August 12, 2014

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Sultan's Taint

1. Alternative moniker for Sultan's Feast, a buffet restaurant in the Trump Taj Mahal (Atlantic City, NJ).

2. Something gross, disgusting, puke/diarrhea-inducing.

Sleaze: Why do I feel like complete and utter garbage?

Leenz: Its because you ate the scallops and king crab legs at Sultan's Taint.

by EngelbertHumperdink July 12, 2011

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titty taint

The space where the breast meets the chest. A titty's undercarriage

God damn, I need to change my bra, my titty taints are all sweaty!

by ElitheBarrowBoy July 1, 2007

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Toyota Taint Tickle

Punch-buggy style travel game involving the tickling of the area between the genitals and the chocolate starfish of your fellow passenger upon passing a Toyota motor vehicle.

We passed a Prius and I quickly gave her a Toyota Taint Tickle.

by J.J. Jingleheimerschmidt February 28, 2009

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