subsistence business

Any business with a lax business model, allowing only for the owner(s) to maintain a middle-class or lower lifestyle. Sometimes dishonest practices including but not limited to: tax evasion, insurance fraud, and forced child labor; are utilized to keep the business profitable.

Most mom and pop stores are subsistence businesses. Notice how they whine about the local Walmart, yet hypocritically resell Walmart products in their stores.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 13, 2010

Ethiopian sunrise

When a person wearing black underwear cums through them onto a person's face.

"Last nIght he woke up his girlfriend by giving her an Ethiopian sunrise."
"Sound sick!"

by james cooper o'hpulihan November 5, 2008

Dick fart suprise

The act of capturing penal flatulence in a bag and asking a partner to sniff and/or inhale in order to become sexually aroused.

He became hard when he inhaled the dick fart suprise.

by Dr. Geuse May 4, 2009

Karen suprise

When a fat scouse woman comes and sits on your face and gives a Cincinatti bowtie. Seen on the Uzbekistani tv programme "Scrote".

Dude, I just went round to Maxes and got a Karen Suprise!

by Mackkks November 1, 2009

Tequila Sunrise

A m3n among m3n, his m3nliness is vastly unmatched, even among the ranks of the myg0ts and non-g0ts.

Most notable of his raging feats includes the sp0rking of many people in the Steampowered forums, which caused many of us at the boards and irc to rifk intensely.

Tequila = fucking uberm3n.

by Chinx0r January 5, 2005

tuna suprise

What happens to men after they get married. Strange women start trying to give you free tuna, you former girlfriend (now wife) stops giving you tuna.

"Man she said I do and no more tuna, but woman I could not have tagged before are flocking to me. Tuna Suprise!

by ricflairismyfather October 10, 2005

suprise runner

When a girl is fucked unexpectedly in the ass or pussy by a guy that has a running start. This is usually a very painful but pleasurable activity.

After giving his girlfriend got out of bed, Tom gave her a suprise runner while she was bending over finding a thong.

by 70nnubydargmoswen March 13, 2005