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Strawberry Coconut Smoothie 

When a male masturbates to much to the point where either a blood vessel pops or some vein in the testicles over inflamed and so then when the male ejaculates his cum is mixed with blood. When this happens there is but no to little pain in the scrotum.
I've been jerking off for two years straight and almost everynight and one night I had a Strwberry Coconut Smoothie... Or I jerked off six times in one day and I cumed a Strawberry Coconut Smoothie.

Strawberry Milkshake

The sexual act in which one person, often the male, punches the other person, who may be male or female, in the face so that he or she begins to bleed from the nose. The person then ejaculates on the face of the individual whose nose is bleeding, which in turn creates a mixture of red and white liquid on the face, commonly referred to as a strawberry milkshake.
1. "OMG Stephen you have to cum on her face, but first punch her so you can make a tasty strawberry milkshake"

2. "Keri you won't believe what happened last night, I gave this girl the tastiest milkshake the other day, it was strawberry"
"Ew Stephen, that's gross, I hope you didn't punch her too hard!"
Strawberry Milkshake by Kerbear92 January 5, 2014

Strawberry Cow 

An action when you eat a girl out on her period and take a mouth full of whipped cream and mix both until it's pink and spit it on her boobs
Jenny let me do a strawberry cow on her last night!

strawberry shortcock 

a dessert made from strawberries, whipped cream, and a human penis. variation of strawberry shortcake. ant. strawberry floppy-donkey-dick.
Man, I can't wait to get home and gobble up some strawberry shortcock after my portugese breakfast.

Strawberry Swing 

The puddle of blood resulting from popping a girl's cherry after making love on a hammock.
After we made love, Morgan and I just laid in the new strawberry swing.
Strawberry Swing by Gingerboy16 September 25, 2011

Strawberry Short dick 

A guy who has a sleepovers with girls because the parents think he is a faget, who has a small weiner.
Pete pete has sleepovers with girls because he is a Strawberry Short Dick.