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its explin its own
me: poo pa pe and shitting while everyone watching you
everyone: omfg

omfg= oh my fucking god
by QSXDRFVGYHNJI January 28, 2021
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fried shitting

When one is severely in over their head in a situation and tries to avoid a question or comment by either: overreacting, avoiding the question or comment, or changing the subject in a way obvious to anyone listening
"I was watching this guy do a backflip over a trash can and he asked me to do it, so i double backflipped over two trash cans" "no you didn't that not possible!" "yes i did you should've seen it, don't try to call me a liar you fucking idiot, hey look a goose!" "no way dude we just caught you "fried shitting" admit it!"
by Evildawg December 20, 2008
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venom spitting manitie

a non demesticated manitie that still has its front fang
the fang is used to sink boats and kill people it mostly hunts for cubans or homo emo kids it also enjoys the tast of gressed up italins also if injested can lead to death of srinkige of your penis
(rob)holy shit tom!!!!
(tom)what
(Rob) it is one of those god damm venom spitting manities
(tom) Quick run run towrd the hills!!!
(rob) We are on a boat dumbass
(tom) Well then i think it is safe to say we are screwed
(rob) yes tom yes we are
by chrissss2212 May 13, 2010
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competitive sitting

The extremely competitive sport of seeing who can sit for the longest period of time. First official high school team created for this in early 2011 in Missouri.
by N00berson McGee July 12, 2011
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Whistle Shitting

The act of whistling while taking a shit. Usually used to calm ones-self after eating too much Chipotle. Can also be used to freak out man in stall next to you.
Man: *whistle* whistle* oh god damn it Chipotle! *SHART!* *whistle*.... ahhh much better!

Usher: God Damn! that's the best Whistle Shitting I've ever heard! Yo wanna contract?!
by zmez October 18, 2011
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Screen Shitting

Taking screenshots from snapchat while on the pooper.
Ashley, stop screen shitting. I know you're in the bathroom.
by cox-e December 15, 2014
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Lap sitting month

For the whole month of November girls have to sit on guys laps whether it's in a car on a train or even a school bus they have to sit on the boys lap or the boy can sit on the girls lap for 3 minutes
Sit on my lap
Fine I guess it's lap sitting month
by Fijfntjdudhrd October 2, 2019
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