This is a scruff patch left above the upper lip caused by long term spit swappin'. Usually done as an extra marital affair and in broad daylight. Can happen while standing or while sitting on their duff. It usually takes 1-2 hours to develop and then scab over causing a bit of an eyesore. May also cause twitching.
Wow I could see her Stache burn from a mile away.
Does she always get stache burns on the weekend?
I guess her ball less wonder of a husband has gotten used to the stache burns by now.
Does she always get stache burns on the weekend?
I guess her ball less wonder of a husband has gotten used to the stache burns by now.
by Sass sha J May 15, 2010
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Since it's creation in 2009, has since expanded to include just about any nasty attribute about which the statement "someone needed to say something" might be said (body odour, haircut, bad breath, terrible hat, something in your teeth).
Since it's creation in 2009, has since expanded to include just about any nasty attribute about which the statement "someone needed to say something" might be said (body odour, haircut, bad breath, terrible hat, something in your teeth).
Friend 1: "I just got an email from the stache patrol telling me that I have terrible taste in music and that I should stop requesting Nickelback at parties."
Friend 2: "Finally!"
Friend 2: "Finally!"
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When you ejaculate on someones mustache who has passed out during or after a party involving alcohol.
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Even though it's not a clinical diagnosis, STACHOS is an extremely common, very debilitating and highly contagious mental disorder. It is a very variable condition with a lot of different types and levels of severity, but it is extremely difficult, or mostly impossible, to cure. Approximately 1 in 4 people may be affected. Highest rates of STACHOS can be found in the hood, prisons, the undereducated and/or homeless, big cities, the Internet, mental insitutions, recluses, and politically or socioeconomically dysfunctional areas. People with STACHOS can be found almost everywhere; at your school, your workplace, your town, or even in the middle of nowhere. You might even be one YOURSELF. In some countries this syndrome is only a cultural, normal way of behaving so it is not considered problematic. It can develop at any age (rarely before seven) and most of the time lasts for life, except those who have mental disabilities severe enough to make them impossible to get it. They are the main reason why your life sucks and the world is hell.
Even though it's not a clinical diagnosis, STACHOS is an extremely common, very debilitating and highly contagious mental disorder. It is a very variable condition with a lot of different types and levels of severity, but it is extremely difficult, or mostly impossible, to cure. Approximately 1 in 4 people may be affected. Highest rates of STACHOS can be found in the hood, prisons, the undereducated and/or homeless, big cities, the Internet, mental insitutions, recluses, and politically or socioeconomically dysfunctional areas. People with STACHOS can be found almost everywhere; at your school, your workplace, your town, or even in the middle of nowhere. You might even be one YOURSELF. In some countries this syndrome is only a cultural, normal way of behaving so it is not considered problematic. It can develop at any age (rarely before seven) and most of the time lasts for life, except those who have mental disabilities severe enough to make them impossible to get it. They are the main reason why your life sucks and the world is hell.
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by antking1234 May 7, 2018
Get the stachnik mug."Ugh! Mikey, did you see Tony's mustache? It looks like crap." Jeremy said.
"Bro! Stop being a stachiester!" Mikey replied.
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