Sneaky Squirrel

When a chick is sucking your dick, you pull it out of her mouth and you insert your ball sack into her mouth.

Guy: I totally gave you a Sneaky Squirrel just before.
Girl: mmmmm....I like nuts

by Mr. Squirrel July 6, 2010

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Paste the squirrel

to throw a used, filled up condom at a squirrel.

We pasted that squirrel to get rid of the evidence when the toilet clogged up.

by Nick February 7, 2004

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flying squirrel

lay the diry whore on your bed jump off a counter with your legs extended and arms out then jump on the bitch and start poundin on her vagina then nibble on her tits like its nuts

I gave the bitch the flying squirrel broke her bed though.

by Sosa69 February 4, 2008

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The bulge that appears out of a man's crotch when he wears a Speedo. Looks like a squirrel caught in his Speedo. Really gross to see. Even more gross to imagine what it must feel like for him. To have a Speedo closed that tight in that area can't be comfy.

I was sitting in the hottub, relaxing after swimming for an hour, and who what should come into my line of sight then Mr. Squirrel Pants. I looked away promptly, then just got out of the hottub to make sure I wouldn't see him again.

by the moo December 14, 2008

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ground squirrel

when there is an orgy about, and you're not included. you get your strap-on, and crawl under everyone and make your way into the pile eating as many nuts as you can, until your accepted into the orgy.

dude i swear your mom was a ground squirrel in that orgy.

by delivery boyy! February 3, 2010

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