Ocean Spray

A woman of the squirting variety who cums while on her period, making an "ocean spray" of cranberry juice.

First, in order to do the "Ocean Spray" you must have a female partner/girlfriend/rape victim who is able to squirt when cumming. Wait until she is on her period to either fuck/finger her until she cums, and watch the crimson tide spray all over the place.

by maip23 December 16, 2008

Spryfield

A town in Nova Scotia where white people think they are black and are thugs but they are just posers who would never make it in North end Dartmouth or north end Halifax just rich people acting hood.

Spry will become spry field spryfield

by Cookie cutter mike December 1, 2019

Nasal Spray

While a woman is giving you a blowjob, the male quickly pulls out and cums in her nose.

"last night i gave my woman a nasal spray"

by 331 tittysprinkle December 6, 2009

Cool sorry bro

This is the proper phrase for interrupting a boring monologue while simultaneously tripping or smacking the offender.
Unlike "cool story bro," this phrase can instantly end the conversation.

Boring person: "And then I drove my minivan to the pharmacy and I was only five minutes ahead of schedule and..."
Victim: *Smack* "Cool sorry bro"

by KristopherWindsor June 8, 2011

Turkish Spray tan

Dining at a kebab shop and acquiring some form of food poisoning, then defecating on your partners face with the likelihood of having squirting diarrhoea.
The resulting look is similar to that of applying spray tan.

Girl 1: "You're looking so healthy! Have you been abroad?"
Girl 2: "No, I just got my husband to give me a Turkish spray tan at home. He's on anti-virals now, but at least I look fabulous."

by Muzza2k October 24, 2011

Skunk Spraying The Dog

This is when your "dog" (Boner, Hard-on) gets sprayed by a "Skunk" (Gay man) you have cum shot all over your dick. This is a popular finishng move for two gay men having intercourse

A great example of this is when gay man number 1 = Terry is having anal intercourse with gay man number 2 = Sean, before Terry errupts in Seans butt region, Terry pulls out and flips Sean over to ejaculate his Semen all over Seans Penis

by Adam May April 13, 2004

Oh I'm sorry!

When you hurt someone's feelings but really don't give a slight fuck about how they feel.

Your Girl: "Why you won't have sex with me?"
You: "Oh I'm sorry!"

by ImHell666 November 4, 2018