by Mongoman42069 February 4, 2021

The act of putting a wet tea spoon in either the instant coffee or in the sugar (or both) - leading to congealed clumps and bits of coffee in the sugar.
"I caught Gary wet spooning again this morning, someone really needs to have a word with him, it's not on."
by Septic Boy November 8, 2017

The act of letting out a breath frustration just enough for anyone within a 3 foot radius to notice. Usually this occurs when extreme hunger sets in and one is looking for the proper utensil that will compliment their exact meal, of which will be consumed within seconds, only to realize all the utensils are insufficient.
As she poured the last 3 pieces of cereal into her bowl after a long day of work, the girl let out a spoon sigh equipt with a roll of the eyes and hip pop.
by bananna87 March 29, 2010

The spoon killer is a person who spoons you until you die. Or he spoons your nuts. the spoon killer is joey white, he lives in the upper part of vaughan.
by Not the spoon killer April 11, 2023

A spoon so ridiculously small, that only scumbags will use.
Typically used in a Fast Food setting when the manager is feeling stingy.
Typically used in a Fast Food setting when the manager is feeling stingy.
by The_Real_Dogeton January 31, 2023

The mental coupling of 2 individuals by engaging in an intellectual debate or discussion where one individual's thoughts embraces the other individual's thoughts. This process may result in a mind fuck.
by Puromycin May 2, 2013

Someone who is an absolute spoon lord is just plain stupid and ridiculous. A form of insult used usually towards friends or siblings.
by Zigadawg May 4, 2020
