cock spasms

The result of performing the act of inserting the glans penis into an electrical socket.

Jane: "Hey, why couldn't LeRoy come out and play ball with us today?"

Joseph: "He's stuck on the couch for a few days, I heard he has killer cock spasms."

by anonymous ass March 25, 2003

spam sword

Trusty sword weilded by the spam pirate known as sir spam

man: i-its the spam sword! run!!

sir spam: *faints onto ground and doesnt move for a full 3 hours*

by wild_wolf_cub February 16, 2004

spam

1. America's favorite luncheon meat

2. Short for "Stupid, Pointless, Annoying message", usually in the form of E-mail

1. Who wants some SPAM in a can?!
Yay, more SPAM!!!

2. Damn it, more spam!

by army_azn January 26, 2005

spam

Acronym for...

S: Scientifically
P: Processed
A: Animal
M: Matter

also...

S: Something
P: Posing
A: As
M: Meat

Pass the spam, please!

by Eric C. May 19, 2003

Spase PeePole

iMac PeePole

a PeePole who spends a zillon dollars on a iMac and doesn't know squat about what the hell they paid all that money for.....

by Xternal December 6, 2003

spam

Shit you dont get with gmail.

Dude, spam sucks, but gmail kicks ass!

by me January 17, 2005

spam

S hort
P ointless
A nnoying
M essages

A spammer is one who commits said act of spamming, or sending spam.

Now has been elaborated into anything annoying that you didn't want to recieve. Especially advertisements.

by ~The Nameless One~ July 8, 2005