sitting on a poop knob

When you're sitting at your desk and turd "prairie dogs" by partially easing out causing you to sit one or two inches higher in your chair.Almost always results in the eventual delivery of a "flat head" turd.

I need to go to the restroom but I can't get up right now because I'm sitting on a poop knob.

by wolfbait51 May 31, 2011

How's it hanging?

How are you? or What's up?

It refers to a guy's external organs of reproduction. The answer should therefore be based on whether or not they are comfortably positioned in the undergarments.

"How's it hanging?"
"I'm fine, thanks! I just got out of the closet, finally I can express my true self instead of living a lie!"

or

"How's it hanging?"
"Long and loose and full of juice!"

by Faul Poshberg July 19, 2013

sitrep

Army-speak. Short for "Situation Report". Given by a high ranking officer that claims he/she wants to either fil a situation report or wants one filed by a subserviant officer.

Office: Private, what's your sitrep?
Private: I've been shot in the privates!

by H.T.J April 7, 2005

site rip

A complete version of a website that can be viewed offline. Normally in association with piracy of adult websites.

I found a site rip of Kari Sweets on usenet last night. It was kickass.

by massassi July 18, 2005

hairy situation

complicated, nasty, undesired situation.

He's in a hairy situation right now.

by Chuck192 June 20, 2012

atomic situp

person 1 is baited into performing "the hardest situp ever". Person 1 then lies on the floor on their back and told cross hands on chest. Person 2 then holds a towel over the face of person 1 covering the eyes telling him sit up quickly with all his strength when he say to. Meanwhile person 3 has removed their pants and is squating over person 1's face with out him knowing. Person 2 then tells person 1 to sit up quickly and removes the towel as soon as the sit up begins. The result is person 1's nose is planted into person 2's ass.

Betcha cant do an atomic situp

by Double fisted Bobo August 18, 2003

sitchiation

just slang for a bad situation ; a problem

"That girl is spreading rumors about me."
"We have a sitchiation."

by tatpm May 6, 2008