sitting cuck

A cuck sitting on his wife's second boyfriend's big dick that just came in her 2 mins ago, all the while watching as his wife's first boyfriend fucks her.

Timmy is the sitting cuck type. He doesn't just love the humiliation of his wife's ravishment by a stud, but adores absorbing the cocktail of the stud's semen and her pussy juice through his rectum.

by Tzotzko from Filipovtzi February 8, 2021

disk sitting

The act of filling a disk (ex. frisbee) with alcohol and sitting on it bare bottomed. The alcohol is soaked up the anus, getting the sitter drunk quickly and efficiently.

I didn’t feel like drinking all those beers today but still wanted to be drunk. Thank god for disk sitting!

by ihenkel22 July 30, 2022

Sitting in Silence

Sitting in Silence will make me go mad. Dont even remind us.. of batman.

Im sitting in silence and my ass hurts.

by mrcrabs213123 November 15, 2020

Sitting on the computer for an hour

what dad's say you have been doing when it really has been one minute

Me: I am going to play the computer
Mom: okay
Dad: *gets home from work
also dad: *instantly yells swears at me about how i have been sitting on the computer for an hour until I cry.

by Dramat1c November 2, 2020

Reverse Sitting

1) the opposite of regular sitting.
2) to sit in a seat using the regular base as the back support and the regular back support as the seat.

*when one is reverse sitting properly their feet and legs should be projected upward and their back should be rested on what normally would be the seat.

jon and the mystery guest road the entire way home reverse sitting.

by whored September 23, 2010

sitting glove

The act of placing ones penis under the ass of the person sotting

I gave your mom a sitting glove last night

by Gdbni November 7, 2011

sloppy joe sitting

Kind of like cake farts but with sloppy Joe's. They are meant to be eaten afterwards.

Hey babe, I have a new kink I want to try out. It's sloppy joe sitting. It'll be an awesome dinner date

by Lavalarrys September 17, 2023