Definitions by Chuck192

Cozy muscle 

A term used to describe fat or obesity in a cute manner.

Yo dawg, that's a lot of cozy muscle on ya.

Hey man have you seen Rick? He's got a lot of cozy muscle now.

Cozy muscle by Chuck192 December 29, 2014

hairy situation 

complicated, nasty, undesired situation.

He's in a hairy situation right now.

hairy situation by Chuck192 June 20, 2012