summer bath

When your kids come in contact with any type of water; swimming (pool) slip & slide, the sprinkler, water gun and it passes for a bath since they came in contact with water.

I guess the kids don’t need a bath tonight, they played on the slip n slide today, SUMMER BATH!!

by CLange August 19, 2023

Global Summer

The opposite of global winter. Once the human race has finished killing off the ozone layer the planet is going to heat up like a motherfucker hence global summer

Don didn't like cold weather so he did everything he could to speed up the arrival of global summer.

by Stauder September 10, 2009

Canadian Summer

When you get 8 inches of Snow

Donny: "We got 8 inches of snow overnight"
Jammy: "Thats just a normal Canadian Summer for me"

Dan: I gave my girlfriend a canadian summer and a snostorm last night

by The Longest February 21, 2015

office summer sweater

A piece of clothing that should not exist and is merely a device for too skinny women to complain that the office is too cold when everyone else is comfortable.

Michelle complained that it was too cold when the thermostat was set at 70. Meghan told her to go get her office summer sweater and a bowl of pasta so she could warm up and fill out her sandals.

by von groovy May 11, 2019

Jellhood Summer

play or get played🤷🏽 ♀️

"bro havin himself a jellhood summer fr"

by nottoomuchnow July 14, 2022

mid-summer crisis

The time during the summer holiday when you get bored of fun and decide holidays suck.

Man, this mid-summer crisis is making me want school.

by heyaitzme July 26, 2022

modern summer

A summer in today's age typically includes vigorous swamp ass whilst sitting in your room looking at a screen all day. You eventually become so bored during this time that you decide to create a new term about it in the Urban Dictionary. Social interaction is limited.

Hey, what did you do this summer?

I sat in my room all day whilst sweating vigorously from my ass. Some call it a modern summer.

by liznerd August 21, 2023