HD Shock

A state of shock occuring for the first few days after finally owning an HD TV and now seeing shows in High Definition.
The shock is caused due to the fact you now realize how crappy the same shows look without HD and you almost wish you bougth the HD TV earlier.

Watching the game on a T.V with 480i, then now viewing it in 1080i ... this will certainly cause the temporary HD Shock

by Scuderia Novitec 599 GTB Fiorano December 26, 2007

The Shocker

Arizona State University's hand gesture...which says so much and so little about the school.

"Dude, why is everyone throwing up the shocker?"
"Bro, you're in ASU. Everyday it's all about two in the junk and one in the trunk!"

"So THAT'S why Tosh.O is visiting your school."

by somedevileh September 12, 2011

Shockenfreude

The feeling you get when you realize that the things you laugh and joke about with one social group you associate with would be found horrifying by another

I really laughed at the San Luis Obispo Public Service Announcement on PedoBear, then realized I was committing Shockenfreude

by BD1234567 September 14, 2010

shockings

Shockings n. An article of clothing such as stockings or spandex leggings that produce a feeling of shock, awe, and/or nausea.

You should have seen the shockings she was wearing. It was like she was walking around with no pants. And at a baby shower, of all places!

by pir8matt June 2, 2011

peace shocker spock

the gradual, intensifying progression of manual vagino-anal dual penetration.
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peace: one finger in vagina, one finger in ass
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shocker: two fingers in vagina, one finger in ass
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spock: two fingers in vagina, two fingers in ass
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see shocker for more detail on the shock

The bitch broke up with Jethro because she couldn't handle his peace shocker spock routine.

by noormr May 31, 2004

sticker shock delay

When you realize, at the end of January, that the Christmas gifts you received were not genuine Dolce and Gabbana (D&G) they were Dollar General (DG). The stickers, logos and emblems are bogus, fake and you've been punked!

Kelli- Damn Momma', all that stuff you got me for Christmas was from Dollar General not Dolce and Gabbana!
My friend Karlee saw it and now my whole class is laughin' at me!
Momma- Well darlin' I thought it was what you were askin' for with the big D and G and all! That's sticker shock delay fer sho'.

by mimimmmmmm January 31, 2010

cock shocked

When a female is obsessed with a males penis or "cock" so much that she can't get enough of it.

Dude, Abby is so cock shocked over Jerry.

She can get enough of him

by Grizzly dippers April 24, 2015