Cock shock

When both a female and male partner orgasm simultaneously, during penetration, and it feels so good, that it’s a shock to the cock.

“Man! I loved cumming inside you, baby. That was a cock shock.”

by Doctorsukandi May 18, 2021

Mangelactic shock

the stage of terror after a mangela gets you

Poor Justin, he’s still in Mangelactic Shock, she only just left his flat 30min ago

by Sweeeny Todd December 17, 2008

Fecal Shock Syndrome

1. Acronym: FSS. At the beaches in Chicago on Lake Michigan, Fecal Shock Syndrome is the result of encountering multiple soiled diapers on the beach or in the water. Symptoms include disgust, repulsion, running to get away, and later a sense of general contamination and (possibly psychosomatic) itching and general discomfort. Many people of a certain socioeconomic group in Chicago feel this is perfectly OK: baby poops, remove diaper and toss it on the beach.

2. Any instance where you see feces and it clearly does not belong there.

1. I dove in off the rocks at Montrose beach and saw three diapers floating in the water. Fecal Shock Syndrome set in immediately. I went home ant took a 30 minute shower.

2. I had fecal shock syndrome after someone shit between the dumpsters in the alley behind my apartment.

by dickie bundle September 11, 2012

Shock Clit

Overstimulation of the clit leading to general hypo-perfusion causing delirium and difficulty getting off a second time

I couldn’t be productive all day my boyfriend gave me shock clit

by Slutty professionals,MA June 8, 2024

Student Shock-Absorber

One who is repetitively kicked in the stomach, with subsequent gut-wrenching anxiety, while remaining upright and wearing a fake smile. AKA: the college years.

“My friends were amazed that I was one of those student shock-absorbers and lived to talk about it. I did manage to get my degree. Yay for me!” - said flatly

by Dr Isaac September 16, 2018

Raditude Dog Found In Pinkerton, What Happens Next Is Shocking

the best song from JATS trust me

Person 1: I remember "Raditude Dog Found In Pinkerton, What Happens Next Is Shocking" was actually a placeholder name, what was the intended name?
Person 2: Sandstorm

by wbc fan February 18, 2024

nflactic shock

When a person enters into a state of mania, with possible physical manifestations, upon learning there is NFL football is viewable -but the person isn't.

"Quickly, find a sportsbar, The Patriots are on and Mary Beth knows, and is going into NFLactic shock!!?!?"

by andersjg August 11, 2017