tube steak

A erect penis that is closely proportional to the size of a steak.

1)Wow, look at that big @$$ tube steak!

2) (In monotone) MY TUBE STEAK...

by Michael April 12, 2004

Japanese Steakhouse

Something that sounds like a sexual act, searching for a proper definition, and brought to Urban Dictionary in hopes of creating some underground hype on the interwebs

I took her to a Japanese Steakhouse last night and she was so satisfied that she couldn't thank me enough!

by areaman June 11, 2011

tube steak

the main course in a mock meal that you might offer to a hungry friend

Hungry friend: "I'm awfully hungry."
You: "Really? How'd you like a nice tube steak, smothered in underwear?"

by HEFFABONG April 13, 2006

salisbury steak

the act of having anal sex while the person recieving it has a mad case of diarrhea. when the giver pulls out thier penis(often called meat)they will get a hot load of the squirts on their meat, thus giving gravy to the meat. this gravy is already warm too o you dont even need to heat it up.

anal, meat, salisbury steak

by Hillbillyredneck T March 9, 2009

Outback Steakhouse

When you eat a dudes ass in a sauna

I just gave Jeff a Outback Steakhouse at Planet Fitness. Time for a shower!

by eizooz March 23, 2018

Steak and Blowjob Day

Steak and Blow job day, as I've known it to be for many years is on March 10 due to it being the 69th day of the year except for when it is a leap year, then it is March 9. But for simplicity, let's just keep it March 10.

Happy Steak and BlowJob Day!

by SeriouslyRhymeswitgnOrange July 25, 2016

steaks

A Person who is so skinny , you feel liek locking them in your basement and feeding them steaks so they gain weight

Yo that girl is so skinny shes steaks

by Anthonyj May 23, 2006