secret septum

A piercing that you get behind your parents back.

"I got a secret septum"

by asdfghjklballsack May 4, 2012

Secretary of the Pleasurey

A rank in government that regulates all adult entertainment (Porn Czar).

President Bill Clinton tried to appoint Larry Flint as Secretary of the Pleasurey in 1998 to divert attention from the Lewinski scandal.

by backotruck January 11, 2013

secret sixpack

A guy who has the potential of having a sixpack.You aren't sure whether he works out,but he has attributes for one.

Or a guy who doesn't seem like the type to work out and doesn't show off the fact he has a sixpack.Only few people know that he has one.

Girl 1:I wonder what Joe does after school.
Girl 2:Maybe he goes to the gym.
Girl 1:Hmmm,do you think he has a secret sixpack?
Girl 2:He looks like the type of guy who would.

by LJRyder February 2, 2013

Secret cunt

A person who is extremely nice to you until you get to know them and you realize that they are secretly a cunt.

Everyone thinks they are so awesome and so do you even though you don't want to .

I fell for this girl then I realized that she was a secret cunt .. But no one believes me cause she's so damn secretive about her cuntness .

by pineapplefaith October 1, 2014

Secret Meating

A gathering where people come together to discreetly eat beef jerky.

Sarah hosts secret meatings in the supply closet at her work.

by Margor the Great June 13, 2015

Secresexual

Adjective

1. Being romantically or sexually attracted to someone where both partners know everything about each other, all secrets and stories out in the open for each other.

Noun
1. A personal romantically or sexually attracted to someone where both partners know everything about each other, all secrets and stories out in the open.

"So, do you like boys or girls?"

"I like whoever I trust with all of my secrets! I'm Secresexual after all."

by MoreFakeSexualities September 22, 2016

Secret forces

Secret forces is an elite group trained to complete secretive missions. They are not commonly known but are a major point that shaped our world today and was created during the 1700s

Brandon had been chosen to become apart of an elite force known as the secret forces

by #******^** May 18, 2016