Sebastian

A fatass that loves to insult you he is seb an idiot and moron and blames all his problems on you

"This is all your fault for not giving me your work"

this is what Sebastian says: Om nom nom, fuck you, Kill yourself, are all the things he says he also plays cheeseburger simulator

by JimmyGoesBang April 03, 2024

Sebastian

The sexiest man alive, has massive muscles and is a total lady pleaser who can satisfy all women especially that Sebastian Parfitt guy who’s snapchat is SebParf2003 and Instagram is SebParfitt

Girl 1: I think I’m going to pass out I just saw the sexiest person ever and had multiple orgasms by looking at him
Girl 2: Oh that must have been Sebastian

by Spoodermaan69420 November 23, 2021

sebastian

a strange guy who seeks enjoyment and pleasure in flexing moncler and his moped

sebastian is an eyrn lover

by honky tractor January 14, 2023

Sebastian

Sebastian is the definition of an idiot. He thinks he's cool because he's taller than some people (even though men are usually taller than women anyways). He likes to make fun of people because his life sucks and he thinks it will bring him joy. He thinks everyone loves him and thinks he's so cool even though most people think he's a misogynistic jerk. He also has terrible style and needs a haircut. He's obsessed with a game for 8 year olds (roblox). He's had like 5 girlfriends and he's 12 years old. He makes inappropriate jokes and makes everything weird. We hate Sebastian <3

Sebastian should leave the school

by shortstrawberries January 03, 2024

Dirty Sebastian

When a man projectile vomits in another man's butt.

I heard that Bill was given a dirty sebastian, I wonder if it was chunky or not.

by Envybear3473 April 02, 2024

Dirty Sebastian

When you you dig your grimy cold fingers into Sabrina Carpenters pussy soup, put it into a cup and harden the top layer, like it's creme brûlée. Then force feed it to a low income Chinese child wile raping his father, sister, mother, uncle. Afterward you give your 11 year old brother anesthesia and while he's asleep you DIY a transgender surgery, all the while filming it and posting it on www.hairline.com

Grandpa) I remember back in the day, I used to Dirty Sebastian with Kurt Cobain
Kids) Shut the fuck up and let me rape your ass until it bleeds

by penisnijalover69 May 16, 2025

dirty sebastian

when you edge the male for 4 hours, edging on blue balls, then let him come all over himself.

Person 1: God I hate cumming instantly
Person 2: Yeah me too. Dirty Sebastian?
Person 1: Awesome sauce all over my bodayyyy!!!

by dirtysebastian2 June 12, 2024