Samuel

a major W. commonly seen with Andys and Abbys. a Samuel is a man that everyone looks up to, although he may dress like a total fag. he probably got knocked upside the head as a kid, but it's okay, because he's universally loved nonetheless. nobody will say it outright, but he's a chill guy. if you see a Samuel, go up and say hello. don't be shy! he (probably) won't call you a slur.

person 1: "there goes Samuel."

person 2: "who?"

person 1: "you know, that guy in the yearbook with the cool hair? looks kinda gay?"

person 2: "oh, yeah."

by doesNOTtakeituptheass June 07, 2023

samuel

a beta who needs to learn how to shut the fuck up and to be less feminine.

Henry: Hey you know Samuel?
David: Yeah the feminine beta??

by okay okay i June 10, 2022

Samuel

A fucking loser who has no game what do ever. A beta who is very feminine.

Henry: Hey you know that kid name samuel?
David: Yeah! the fucking feminine beta??

by okay okay i June 10, 2022

Samuel

A liar
He never tells the truth
He likes to frame people

“Omg samuel is literally framing Ava rn”

by avasbetter February 28, 2022

Samuel

Someone who enjoys animal cruelty

Bro don't let him play with your dog. Don't you know he is a samuel?

by totallynothrishikesh December 11, 2023

Samuel

A psychopath who enjoys animal cruelty.
Typical method of execution is drowning.

Dude! That man right there is a Samuel, don't let him near your dog.

by totallynothrishikesh November 25, 2023

Samuel

on the outside hes a big quirky caring teddy bear. but on the inside, hes this hellraised demon who will do anything to make your day the worst day of your life!

person 1: that guy seems like a real samuel.
person 2: it says in the book of everything; that you should stay atleast 10 feet away from samuel to live a happy and fulfilling life

by traktai April 21, 2019