Simon

The name of a tiny ass kid who would have three jackets on

Is that dipshit Simon

by Udgudhf November 19, 2019

Poo Salmon

A poo salmon is a frozen faeces which is returned back 'up stream' into the rectum as either part of sexual play or BDSM punishment.

"When master wanted me to behave he would often Poo Salmon me into submission!"

by the happy fisherman April 14, 2009

Salmon

cockney slang for cigarettes, "salmon and Trout" = snout, often sortened to just "salmon"

got any salmon mate??

by djsc53 June 11, 2006

simon houston

To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

i did a simon houston on my way home from work the other night

by Derek Holland and Andy George January 24, 2005

salmonism

the art of smoking salmon.

Smoke salmon, all day long.

by Arlo De Guzman April 26, 2005

salmon slappers

The female genetalia - specifically the outer labia
See: Tuna Taco, Beef Curtains, Sticky Mittens, Spam Castanets, Fuzzy Lap Flounder

"Look at her salmon slappers, they are niiiice"

by dfaz September 12, 2008

Simon

A Rapist who believes in our one god Jason. He will typically be white and likes to commit sexual assault. He has both a Vagina and a dick.

Hey its a Simon

by SimonMO123456 December 10, 2018