StaphWater

A fake infectious "Pirate King"

🎶If you're a pirate and know you it, drank too much rum and doesn't care about showing it, if your a pirate and pissed yourself clap your hands 👏👏🎶

🎶If you don't don't squeeze your staph it won't go to the crew what kind of Cap'n does carry narcan for the ones turning blue.👏👏🎶

🎶All is you say is your a C'pan and know you know the deep dark seas but all you know is piss soaked camps and concrete. So is it StaphWater or PussyWater but your really Andrew Scott Douglass on FB. 👏👏🎶 So all together now🎶 revising to first verse©️

Cap'n K*** (Still in revision)

by Cap'n and holder of the Roger. June 28, 2019

Swap

Swap is when you smack something but it jiggles intensely

I Swap Marina ass

by Swapping_bat May 9, 2019

Staple Wook

A wook that feels they need to speed up their transformation process by stapling dreadlocks, crystals, spoons, and other wook trinkets to their head. This increases their overall headiness and wookness exponentially.

Man that dude over there is a supreme staple wook

by Gobnugget September 11, 2019

Swapaphoneaphobia

Fear of buying a new phone or activating a new phone, due to losing your data, or due to reinstalling your passwords.

Linda is afraid to get a new phone, due to her swapaphoneaphobia.

by Ski patrol dude October 2, 2019

staplehead

staplehead (noun): someone like Freya - Foolish or a stupid person. Doesen't know what's going on around them

example: Freya is a such a silly staplehead

by pywowo October 13, 2019

Swaped

finished. Done. Beaten.

It is swaped. You were swaped.

by teach2 January 31, 2020

Stapler

Thing that can substitute to condom. Uncircumcised guys would know.

I forget to bring condom so she use the stapler to staple the extra skin

by Pseudophamine February 28, 2020