Definitions by Gobnugget

Staple Wook 

A wook that feels they need to speed up their transformation process by stapling dreadlocks, crystals, spoons, and other wook trinkets to their head. This increases their overall headiness and wookness exponentially.

Man that dude over there is a supreme staple wook

Staple Wook by Gobnugget September 11, 2019