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nflactic shock

When a person enters into a state of mania, with possible physical manifestations, upon learning there is NFL football is viewable -but the person isn't.
"Quickly, find a sportsbar, The Patriots are on and Mary Beth knows, and is going into NFLactic shock!!?!?"
by andersjg August 11, 2017
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Shock cock

When you're raw dogging a thot in a trap house and the cops show up and process to taze you but the pussy too good so you keep hitting it and you end up electrocuting her
Damn, Zane gave Macy that shock cock last night, now she has to be cremated
by Shockercocker August 13, 2017
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Analphylactic shock

The reaction that occurs when one is going to fuck a chick and accidentally slides into her ass with no warning.
“Why hasn’t Colleen been around lately?”

“Oh man, she went into analphylactic shock when I slipped out of her pussy and charged through her back door unannounced. She’s recovering and doesn’t want to talk to me at the moment.
by Savageindustries March 17, 2024
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Ass shock

Effectively the same meaning as kick in the pants
That one employee has been slacking off lately. I'm gonna hafta give him an ass shock
by The Doc75 May 24, 2017
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shock

the someone or something wanna make you pop off or start fighting
yo she the shock why she got in that fight
by Ja'mariam rufus July 9, 2019
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Cock shock

When you rub your feet on the carpet and touch penis tips with another man giving him a static electric shock.
Me and my boyfriend really love giving each other cock shocks.
by Jaylo_rainbo August 14, 2017
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