Semen Suicide

When you jack off in the shower.

"Sorry I took so long in the shower, I just committed semen suicide."

by Psyne September 19, 2008

bull semen

Another term for the sports drink gatorade

after the soccer game, jill slammed a bottle of bull semen to rehydrate

by bullsemen22 November 26, 2010

Demon semen

When you release all your over sexual thoughts and bed sexual tensions by masturbating and snapping back to reality.

" Man after Lisa sent me those nudes I couldn't stop thinking about sleeping with her , I need to rub one out and release this demon semen"

by Another random pervert April 13, 2017

Demon semen

Slang term for street drug "meth"

Went out on an all week binge with the ol demon semen.

by Kickassariel May 14, 2017

Demon Semen

A combination of a 44 oz. slushy from Speedway and a Monster or any energy drink. This mixture will not get you "high" but you will get a nice buzz from it. Invented on a summer day by two bored 16 year old dudes from Cleveland's west side.

Dude wanna make some demon semen and get our buzz on? Fuck yeah bro!!!

by ctowntom December 13, 2012

semen swindler

One who steals/swindles the man milk or semen sauce from an unsuspecting, passed-out, or terrified guy. This is normally done without the man's consent or his knowing that it actually happend at all.

Dude, make sure you lock your doors and windows tonight. The semen swindlers from Delta Chi are out forcing lewinskis upon drunk and unwilling men.

by Karl Claymore September 23, 2008

Semen Raft

Semen Raft, or Sperm Raft is a term used to describe someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole.

http://molehr.oxfordjournals.org/cgi/content/full/12/7/461

Hey that K-Fed is a total douchebag semen raft

by MindIntheGutter March 8, 2009