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Juan Sebastian

Juan Sebastian is pure love. One thing for sure, Juan or Sebastian, or J-S…he doesn’t even know the complete extent of how his whole gorgeous being lights up Rachel’s heart and mind to a depth that cannot be calculated in numeric terms. It’s like the Richter scale, exponential.

He’s very handsome and very handy and yes it’s possible to be both at once. He’s an international man of mystery, with a penchant for facts. Yes, he’s clever and interesting and always captivates. He is thoughtful and always listens, even to the words left unsaid.

His vibe is chill, the creatures of the universe specifically cats, dogs and periquitos, admire his effortless magnetism.

Everyone should have the pleasure of loving and being loved by Juan Sebastian. But somehow Rachel became the luckiest of all.
I’ve never seen anything this Juan Sebastian in my whole life. What a gift from heaven.

Everything feels so Jean Sebastian, I couldn’t be happier.

I thought I knew that fact but I was Juan Sebastian‘ed to learn otherwise.

I needed to cudddle so I just Juan Sebastian’d it tonight.

11:11
by PeriquitaPeriquito February 23, 2024
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Sebastian

A dude who just wanted to be happy without it being at the expense of others. Ended up alone. Has friends but his love life is, in there own words, “over”. In another life they’d probably become a wacky violent criminal. Also a doomer.
Person 1: Have you spoken to Sebastian recently?
Person 2: yeah
Person 1: what did he say?
Person 2: yeah
by downbadsolosimp September 22, 2021
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Johann Sebastian Bach And Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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Sebastian

Sebastian is a gay homosexual guy with a 7 inch penis that goes by the name of yesbanana on Xbox and he is friends with slowin, Sebastian is usually a gamer
Teacher : who has an Xbox

Sebastian Does!
by Slowin September 25, 2021
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Sebastian

2018 crybaby world champion. Bigger baby than Clifford!
"Sebastian cries to much."
"Sebastian is always complaining. "
by Sean Paulo November 23, 2021
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Sebastian

lol he is gay
This guy is fucking dumb. He's probably a Sebastian.
by bap25 September 9, 2021
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Rowan Sebastian Atkinson

who is Rowan Sebastian Atkinson? it's mr bean!
by testerman2314 November 2, 2018
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