advertising science

The kind of science where facts are invented in order to support claims that promote product sales.

Advertising Science studies show that when a middle aged man even looks at a testosterone supplement, their youth and sexual vigor returns instantly.

by dutchmonkey February 18, 2014

proto-science

Noun: an early form of study or belief system that laid the groundwork for a future scientific field. For example, alchemy could be considered the "proto-science" of chemistry.

"Alchemy, once dismissed as mere superstition, is now recognized as a proto-science that laid the foundation for modern chemistry."

by ARog59 August 28, 2024

Science

A way to think you know more than you do by accessing an unlimited amount of what is already known. A way to attempt to explain everything in the world so that nobody else is right but you.

There are things science doesn't explain, religion doesn't cover, and spiritual people don't see because they think the answer to everything is based on the triumph of the human spirit. They don't believe in anything they don't know, can't see, or can't explain (therefore they don't accept it as anything but insane), but they expect to be accepted by others themselves. They expect compromise and change, but like their enemies, will never change or surrender themselves. There doesn't need to be peace or satisfaction, there never has been peace or satisfaction.

by Solid Mantis January 27, 2020

Science

The result of a perception in which all naturally occurring phenomena will comply with each other in a discrete and static manner; (2) the process by which such phenomena are judged. See also: Scientific Method; (3) proof of such judgment; (4. v.) to take such judgment for granted, or, to apply it in practice.

1. "The sky is white!" "Well...Science says otherwise, for now."
2. "We used Science, e.g. verified the current hypothetical coefficients with reality."
3. Genetics provides a formal Science that supports the Theory of Evolution.
4. "Wanna build a robot?" "Fosho, let's science!"

by soloyoloyuppie42 June 21, 2017

science lesson

the eternal torture chamber for middle finger newton

student A: Let's make newton stand up for the science lesson!
student B: Also honrich!

by anonymous November 27, 2020

TCI Science

TCI is pain and suffering. It is an entire app just about reading random text about the fucking Mesopotamian river or sum other shit idk. when it can be summarized in one sentence or less. TCI is dumb and shouldn't be used in schools.

Teacher "Alright open TCI Science"
Student "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK TCI Science"

by tcihatercartifan6969420 February 23, 2023

Local Science

Fancy word for 'thinking'

According to local science, the answer to 2+2 = 6. How the scientists came by that conclusion, is unknown.

by Partydoos January 20, 2020