A group of teenagers who are so weird they can only befriend eachother. They insist on tie dying anything and everything . They stay out all night and swing danc win the street to country music. They name everything they find rocks and Starr's and any wallets. They have a strange urge to Color everything and play with uv and glow in the dark stuff. They drink every Friday and run around being even weirder than normal and I sisit on calling every sand niggers nigglets and towel heads. Make fun of everyone they don't like in cruel ways. They make friends at Walmart and judge people at the mall and always have a camera on them ALWAYS and make when approaching a crowds . Most are asexual or date other Porch monkeys and the occasional sand nigger
"Walmart
" omg cute guy!!!!!"
"Be my friend!!"
Guy runs off
" it's okay let's tie dye are panties"
"Yay!!!"
" y'all are porch monkeys"
" omg cute guy!!!!!"
"Be my friend!!"
Guy runs off
" it's okay let's tie dye are panties"
"Yay!!!"
" y'all are porch monkeys"
by Gretchen weiners June 1, 2013
Get the Porch monkey mug.1. (n) A soi-distant 'conservative' blogger, neo-confederate, and racist who thinks it's the height of hilarity to use racist and ethnic slurs.
2. (n) A racist wingnut blogger and bigot.
3. (n) Any racist that lies and obfuscates when called out for racism.
2. (n) A racist wingnut blogger and bigot.
3. (n) Any racist that lies and obfuscates when called out for racism.
"Robert Stacy McCain has written that interracial marriage is something that perfectly rational people react to with natural revulsion. Fucking porch manque."
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by Warren Terra June 30, 2010
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The ultimate utility word, with roots in Highland-Glaswegian stoner slang, being capable of nounage, verbiage and adjectiveness within the one sentence. The influences of rasta is cuss is also evident within its use in the vernacular.
Perchose! (greeting)
Perchose me as such! (greeting)
Perchoser. (a heinous waster or professional musician)
Perchosement (A state of intoxication)
He perchosed his oats. (He got laid)
I was totally perchosed. (Having spent days on end on the session.)
Perchosed. (To have vomited due to high cannabis intake.)
Perchose I that joint. (Pass the dro'.)
Perchose yourself from mental slavery none but ourselves can perchose our mind. (perchosement song)
Perchose me as such! (greeting)
Perchoser. (a heinous waster or professional musician)
Perchosement (A state of intoxication)
He perchosed his oats. (He got laid)
I was totally perchosed. (Having spent days on end on the session.)
Perchosed. (To have vomited due to high cannabis intake.)
Perchose I that joint. (Pass the dro'.)
Perchose yourself from mental slavery none but ourselves can perchose our mind. (perchosement song)
by eoghann June 16, 2006
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Person 2. "I am both...STUPID...I am a Pourch Beaner.
Person 2. "I am both...STUPID...I am a Pourch Beaner.
by Jack West January 9, 2010
Get the pourch beaner mug.Someone who lightly puts their hat high atop their head, most often in a crooked fashion.
This gives the resemblance of a bird which has just perched atop their head by mistake and has gone unnoticed to them.
This gives the resemblance of a bird which has just perched atop their head by mistake and has gone unnoticed to them.
Look at that group of perchers, dont they know thats not how to where a hat, or our their heads really just too big to fit?
by TheDragonfly January 22, 2011
Get the Percher mug.Skinny white trash idiots on a porch drinking alcholic beverages and smoking cigarettes while being stupid.
by remlap1013 September 20, 2015
Get the Porchtard mug.When the outside temperature is cold enough to emulate your refrigerator, you can put things on the porch, such as drinks, meat, cheese, etc., and use the porch as a refrigerator ... hence, the porcherator.
I love it when the temperature is below freezing! All the drinks in the porcherator get slushy and good.
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