huff and a puff

A variant of going for a shunt and a grunt. Arguably less obnoxious, but more of a toolish way of saying it.

Hey guys, Tom just said he's going for a huff and a puff. I think he meant to say shunt and a grunt!

by very_ape January 22, 2006

the Peruvian Puff Pepper

aka the Tripple P. When a female performs masturbation on herself after cutting up jalapenos or habaneros (on purpose or on accident). Often the vagina-holder feels a tingly-burning sensation on their clitoris and has one of the most sensational sexual experiences.

I was enjoying my quesadillas and shit when I decided to masturbate. Well apparently, I forgot to wash my hands and ended up giving myself a Peruvian Puff Pepper.

I was talking with my friend about the Peruvian Puff Pepper and about how much she enjoyed it. It wasn't until later that I understood that she was talking about the Drake and Josh episode and didn't like putting spicy juices on her coochie.

by highlandhottie October 31, 2021

Fluffy Puff Marshmallows

a fictional brand of marshmallow advertised by a cartoon character, named Homestar Runner

"After i drink a tall glass of melonade, I eat about 147 Fluffy Puff Marshmallows."

by michael January 2, 2004

muff puff

blowing your nose into a girls vagina

"yo last night i had the worst cold, so i just kept giving my bitch the muff puffs"

by master of disaster & beefster of the queefster January 17, 2008

Puff Muff

When a female's bush is so thick and full that it causes her panties or bikini bottom to puff out.

Dude Nikki looks sick in that two piece but check out her puff muff.

by Hong_Kong_Phooey February 22, 2012

pluff

French meaning for the sound the water makes when a pebble hits it.

The ripples of the water expanded quickly as the pebble hit the water with the sound of "pluff."

by whitehare June 23, 2013

puff cake

a little fat kid. a squish made for beatings. the victim of a bully. a bitch. a push over. matthew mecum.

damn I just robbed dat puff cake and da nigga ain't worth shit

by white chocolate pump June 14, 2008