The Poonbagger

someone who gets with all chicks and earns the title of ultimate player

Hey nick did you get some last night? ooooooobviously i did, geez you the poonbagger of the century

by Ultimate Bros November 1, 2011

Hairy Poon Typhoon

An extremely hairy vagina, that is dripping wet

When I went down on the bitch I met at the bar, I simply refused because of that hairy poon typhoon in her panties.

by VelvetFog January 13, 2015

Poon Smack

Smacking or whacking of the female poon-tang. (created by jack not Ben)

I gave your mom a poon smack last night.

by Jack March 6, 2004

Poon Logic

Poon Logic - A way of thinking by the poon (see Poon) that makes no sence to the rest of the world in any form. But makes perfect sence to them.

Poon: (insert ANYTHING here)
Man: ok hun (thinks what the hell did she just say)

by Alex January 3, 2005

Poon-Balloon

That puff of fat often wedged between a fat bitches belt and her massive thighs. It is a balloon of fat which covers the poon region and is, in most cases, encased by tight ass pants.

Question: "Do these pants make me look fat?"

Answer: "I can see your massive Poon-Balloon......GET SURGERY BITCH!"

by Dell.556 July 25, 2011

Poonany NonGrata

Adjective.

Definition: A playah who is denied access to a woman's "playground in her pants."

"When he came home last night with some one else's stank on his hang down, he became Poonany Nongrata."

by Maven April 15, 2004

Poon Dip

One whom is a pussy. Someone that will do anything at the cost of his friends to attept to get some poon

A guy that fails so miserabley at getting puss, officailly becomes a Pun Dip.

"Do you want some chips to go with that poon dip?"

Dude, you will do anything for some puss, you pun dip lil bitch!

by USDJON November 10, 2006