professional table chef

(n.) the person you are embarrassed to go to a restaurant with because they ALWAYS send their plate back multiple times in order to get (1) a new, hot plate of food (2) free meals, desserts, coupons for future visits, etc. (3) an apology from the manager (4) put on the restaurant's 'do not serve' list

Yeah, we went downtown to that new place and she ordered a cheeseburger...she ate half and then said it wasn't cooked well enough...then when they brought a whole new one she decided she wanted cheddar and not provolone...THEN they brought that and she said the first one was better and she wouldn't pay for it...the manager came out and gave her a coupon for a free entree, apologized, and said her meal would be on the house. I can't stand professional table chefs! Go home and cook!

by leclassique November 10, 2010

Professional Trust Falling

The act of a friend becoming a professional at catching you when you randomly scream out, "TRUST FALL"

Wow, Jared J is like seriously a professional trust falling expert. he always catches me.

by Da kingda ka July 16, 2011

Professional Shit-bag

Noun: (in the Marine Corps) an individual who is purposefuly so close to the minimum standards that he is perceived to be out of regs, or an individual who is actually out of regs (on purpose) but is able to get away with or hide it. This is to include haircuts, pft/cft scores, uniform regulations and more.

SSgt blasted that LCpl for the 'mop on his head'. He must be what you call a professional shit-bag.

by Termin@l L@nce September 28, 2013

professional boner

When you deeply admire someone in your profession and want to emulate them.

Did you see Kevin's presentation? I have a massive professional boner from his use of color.

by Blitz66 February 2, 2017

Urban Dictionary Professional

Responsible for the maintenance, upkeep, and expansion of the Urban Dictionary website. The process to become a UDP includes a set of rigorous coursework that culminates in a UDP certification.

Job Counselor: Have you thought of getting a UDPC and becoming an Urban Dictionary Professional?

by someonefromearth January 10, 2010

your ancestor a trans protester

An insult worst than ur mum gay , your daddy lesbo , your granny tranny or your sister a mister
Every time it’s used Jupiter’s mass is doubled

John: ur mum gay
Jake: your ancestor a trans protester
John: DIES
Jupiter ENGULFS Saturn

by Mr.sofcok May 11, 2018

antiwar protestor

An individual who is able to think for themself.

Having been taught 'how' to think rather than 'what'to think.

by Mother March 25, 2003