couch potato 

One who watches excess amounts of television

It's beautiful outside and all you want to do is watch football. Don't be a couch potato

couch potato by Bungalow Bill January 30, 2002

potatoes 

Food that Irish people really like.

The Irish kids bought all the potatoes in the store.

potatoes by Drazen April 25, 2004

potato 

According to Youtubers, something you can take a picture with.

Quick! Take a picture of me!

Augh, I forgot the potato!

potato by Red Le November 18, 2011

Mr. Potato Head 

A fat dickhead who's fucking my wife

Matt aka Mr. Potato Head is banging my whore ex

Mr. Potato Head by Toucan (Son of Sam) February 12, 2019

potato 

deliciously tasty spud

dude 1 : hey what's that?
dude 2 : a potato
dude 1 : AWESOME

potato by emich December 29, 2009

shirt potatoes 

Slang for boobs / breasts / sweater puppies

j, i would say that your female friends respect you, but aren't likely to reveal their shirt potatoes to you unless they are in a real "what the hell" mood

shirt potatoes by jklp November 10, 2008

potato wedge 

delicious fast food item, wedge of potato covered in batter and deep fried to perfection

Matt: Man I'm so hungry

Paul: I would love a good potato wedge right about now

potato wedge by Matthew Friesen December 5, 2007