Phonercourse

The act of fiddling with your cell phone and checking social media while in public, usually to the detriment of traditional social situations.

Honey would you quit having phonercourse and just be with us? We only visit your grandma once a year for pete's sake!

by thomasrthelen July 3, 2014

Phoner

Having a phone in your pocket that is so large and protruding that it looks like a boner.

"Does that guy have a boner or a phoner? I can't tell and it's starting to creep me out."

"Oh sorry, it's just my Note 3. Not a boner, just a phoner."

by gboi92 July 12, 2014

Phoner

When one gets a spontaneous erection from excitement of getting a new phone

Grant got a phoner when he got a new blackberry but when used it he never got phoner again

by Anynonomoud September 23, 2014

Phoner

When your phone flips in your pocket making it appear as if you have a boner.

I thought he was really into it, turns out it was just a phoner.

by fritogirll May 6, 2015

phoner

The apparent pants bulge from pocketing a large phone.

Check out that guy's phoner.

by Twex July 1, 2015

phoner

the buldge of one's phone in a pair of some tight jeans, somewhat like resembling a boner

girl 1: omg, did you see that guy's raging phoner last night at the club?
girl 2: i know, it was like he had a 6 plus or something packed in there

by followmeontwitter January 12, 2016

Phoner

when your phone sticks out of your trousers and it looks like you have a major hard on, and no one can really tell the difference.

Oh my god, does Jason have a boner or a phoner?

by Notorious IBG October 8, 2016