Plasticulous

Portmanteau of plastic + ridiculous.

The freakish, unnatural look of people who have had too much, or extreme plastic surgery.

His look is plasticulous at this point--he's had so much work done, he's like a caricature of his younger self!
Her plasticulous lips are so botoxed, they touch her nose.

by kloiterra August 13, 2020

plasticdoves

the worst person on stan twitter. all of his tweets flop. he should just deactivate. andrew i’m talking to you.

omg did u see plasticdoves new tweet? it TANKED so hard. embarassing to say the least.

by vscogirl666 August 21, 2020

Plastic

kardashian

kardashians are more plastic than in the ocean

by Knight_of_memes September 14, 2020

Plastic

A girl that looks perfect and has rich parents has a small friend group and everyone outside of the group hates them but pretends to like them

That girl over there she’s a plastic

by Mr canvas October 20, 2020

Plastic Shuffle

When you’re at the checkout and you’re panic shuffling your debit/credit cards trying to determine which one is least likely to be decline.

After seeing the total, he hesitated and plastic shuffled his cards.

I am so broke that I always do the plastic shuffle whenever I check out.

by DariusJosephus November 21, 2020

Plastic Shuffle

When you’re at the checkout and you’re panic shuffling your debit/credit cards trying to determine which one is least likely to be decline.

After seeing the total, he hesitated and plastic shuffled his cards.

I am so broke that I always do the plastic shuffle whenever I check out.

by DariusJosephus November 21, 2020

plastic sperm machine

adult human male

"hello there! how do you identity yourself? please?"
"well you see, i enjoy being know as a 'plastic sperm machine!"
"oh wow, thats honest! bye!"

by hairy poo bum willy heas March 27, 2021