A location frequented by media monkeys and junket junkies. If one is invited, it is recomended to throw the invites away.
The media monkeys and the junket junkies will invite you to the plastic pantamime; throw their invites away.
by U2yams January 17, 2008
Get the plastic pantamime mug.A colossal sized bowl of explosive diarrhea. Usually, a plantis exits the anal cavity at a minimum of 367 Miles per Hour (590 Kilometers Per Hour). Plantis' are very common but if not done right can cause damage and ruptures to your anus. All plantis' also carry a dangerously high level of radiation but can be easily treated. Spotting a plantis is extremely easy and if you do ever have one you'll know you'll have one, if so please contact emergency services or talk to your doctor for further treatment.
The word Plantis' first recorded use was in 2001 in Iraq during the War On Terror by a United States Navy Seal.
The word Plantis' first recorded use was in 2001 in Iraq during the War On Terror by a United States Navy Seal.
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1.The unintentional killing of a plant, tree, flower, grass et al as a result of an omission or failure to perform an act when there is a duty to do so. 2.The killing of a plant without malice or premeditation. Not to be confused with herbicide.
Upon return from her vacation, Lauren was horrified to find that her cube foliage had become victims of involuntary plantslaughter while under the care of her Bestie.
Oh shit i forgot to water Dad's lawn when he was visiting Aunt Mary!!!! I will def be accused of involuntary plantslaughter.
Oh shit i forgot to water Dad's lawn when he was visiting Aunt Mary!!!! I will def be accused of involuntary plantslaughter.
by vikster2 April 15, 2011
Get the involuntary plantslaughter mug.The modern term for pants, slacks, or trousers with an elastic waistband. Typically refers to pants intended to be worn in a professional setting (i.e., not jeans, sweatpants or yoga pants).
Since I'm losing weight, I've transitioned to e-pants, which provide flexibility and comfort while still looking professional.
by happythings July 2, 2014
Get the e-pant mug.A portmanteau of the words pan and banter.
It is used to describe any and all forms of pan based banter and often in reference to having to down a boiling pan or multiple boiling pans of an alcoholic beverage.
The word was initially coined in Shakespeare's Hamlet and has become commonplace in the English language from the late 1600s onward.
It is used to describe any and all forms of pan based banter and often in reference to having to down a boiling pan or multiple boiling pans of an alcoholic beverage.
The word was initially coined in Shakespeare's Hamlet and has become commonplace in the English language from the late 1600s onward.
Example 1:
Horatio was being a bloody lad and had to down 6 pans of vodka and kas ... panter (Hamelt, Act 2, Scene 5)
Example 2:
Lost your wallet - that's a pan
Overly large forehead - that's 2 pans
HIV positive - that's a pain
Brain damage - that's a pan to catch your dribble
Instrument for writing with ink - that's a pen
The above is panter.
Horatio was being a bloody lad and had to down 6 pans of vodka and kas ... panter (Hamelt, Act 2, Scene 5)
Example 2:
Lost your wallet - that's a pan
Overly large forehead - that's 2 pans
HIV positive - that's a pain
Brain damage - that's a pan to catch your dribble
Instrument for writing with ink - that's a pen
The above is panter.
by vodkaandkas July 17, 2011
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by emilysaurus rex April 20, 2007
Get the plante mug.Being full of shit. A know it all; a loser; a dullard, someone who isn't very bright. Could also mean someone is being an asshole. Having a load (of Shit) in your pants, Hence being full of shit. From an episode of King of the Hill where Bill steals a tank while intoxicated after learning that the Army experimented on him causing him severe weight gain and baldness... Bill, "Forgive me guys I was such a pant-load!!"
by anthony24 January 9, 2006
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