planking

planking meaning to have sexual intercourse by inserting a penis into a vagina.

Is everyone planking these days?

by Stud24boy July 7, 2011

Planking at closing time

The act of looking to get laid at closing time at the local dive bar. It refers to there typically only being large & drunk women available, & a plank needing to be tied to your ass to keep from falling in to the big girls vagina. The short form is planking.

Yo!! Did you guys see Bill today? He was really desperate & out planking at closing time at The Dirty Dive Bar. The last time I saw him he had hooked up with a Big Bertha. Hope he makes it home from his planking expedition unscathed.

by Ehud Avni July 8, 2011

pank

Adj. The universal slang word encompassing all possible contexts and meanings.

Tym is pank.
That was pank.
There is nothing pank about it.
I'm sorry, that was pank.

by STOriginaL September 24, 2005

Planking

Planking, which involves somebody lying flat on their stomach in unusual or different environments. Very popular in Australia.

Dude, check out that flag pole..

PLANKING TIME BBY!

by Adam_Has_Gherkin_Bewbs June 9, 2011

Planking

Planking is lying face down, ensuring your face remains expressionless for the duration of the plank, your legs must remain straight and together with toes pointed. Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and with fingers pointed.
Planking is to occur in everyday locations, on everyday items and a photo of the plank needs to be taken.

'Hey man, what are you doing lying on top of that tractor'
"I am planking dude, It's rad!'

by Toki90 June 14, 2011

Planked

Being forced to walk the plank.

John Williams, a pirate aged 34, was planked.

by john_williams_a.pirate February 11, 2020

Pank

Peng and dank at the same time

Mum “what was that stuff like you bought last night?”
Little Johnie “ I shit you not but that stuff was well pank.”

by Stougie Houser May 12, 2018