Is everyone planking these days?
by Stud24boy July 7, 2011
Get the planking mug.The act of looking to get laid at closing time at the local dive bar. It refers to there typically only being large & drunk women available, & a plank needing to be tied to your ass to keep from falling in to the big girls vagina. The short form is planking.
Yo!! Did you guys see Bill today? He was really desperate & out planking at closing time at The Dirty Dive Bar. The last time I saw him he had hooked up with a Big Bertha. Hope he makes it home from his planking expedition unscathed.
by Ehud Avni July 8, 2011
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by STOriginaL September 24, 2005
Get the pank mug.Planking, which involves somebody lying flat on their stomach in unusual or different environments. Very popular in Australia.
by Adam_Has_Gherkin_Bewbs June 9, 2011
Get the Planking mug.Planking is lying face down, ensuring your face remains expressionless for the duration of the plank, your legs must remain straight and together with toes pointed. Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and with fingers pointed.
Planking is to occur in everyday locations, on everyday items and a photo of the plank needs to be taken.
Planking is to occur in everyday locations, on everyday items and a photo of the plank needs to be taken.
by Toki90 June 14, 2011
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Little Johnie “ I shit you not but that stuff was well pank.”
Little Johnie “ I shit you not but that stuff was well pank.”
by Stougie Houser May 12, 2018
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