Pigeoning

The act of driving to a dogging site and engaging in sex with person(s) within the vehicle whilst men pleasure themselves whilst watching and hence pigeoning your vehicle with their seed!

Went pigeoning tonight with the missus at the dogging site, when I got home the car looked like it had been shat in my the whole flock

by Asbo December 10, 2018

dildo pigeon

The specific circumstance in which a pigeon gets hit by a flying object often identified to be a dildo (size may vary between 2 and 15 inches, the bigger it is the more likely it is to have joined its fellow dildopigeons in heaven)

Person 1: did you see, that pigeon got hit by a dildo. Its a dildo pigeon now
Person 2: yea just like your mom last night

by Dildopigeon August 10, 2024

pigeon

a modified seagull that is a government spy

see that there, that’s a big fucking pigeon

by courtnaenae hinchie August 17, 2020

stool pigeon

One who sits and waits for things to get better but does nothing to help himself.

The stool pigeon's laziness waits for things to happen.

by LIZA with a Z January 5, 2021

The shittin pigeon

When the man ejaculates into the anus of their partner, the partner then pigeon walks a minimum of 3 feet before chirping and shitting the white-ish stool onto 3rd parties face

My girlfriend totally gave me the shittin pigeon last night..

by Big balls mcgraws May 5, 2021

Pigeons

Pigeons don't really exist. They are small robots made by the government to watch our every move, but are created to seem dumb enough so we don't care.
Pigeons.
They are always watching.

"Something is wrong with those pigeons man."

by A bag of flour October 23, 2018

pigeon person

A pigeon person has the same traits as a pigeon and its relationship to person that feeds it. If you see a pigeon and you feed it - after it won't fuck off. A pigeon person is when you preform some act of kindness towards the pigeon person and then they won't leave you alone then after, thinking that they are bff's with you and not giving you any time alone when your in public.

Person1:"Hows you new bestie?"
Person2:"He's not my fucking friend, I seen him on his own in school so I talked to him and now he won't fuck off."
Person1:"Sounds like a Pigeon Person to me."

Pigeon Loner

by Shitionary May 16, 2016