Bruno Pendic

He is a guy with a small penis. You can trust that penis if you loge 3cm! Croatian fucker and porn actor. He can teach You alot of things about sex!

Bruno Pendic

by Šaban December 4, 2019

missing your pencil

Missing your pencil is to be bitchy and pissy for no good reason.
Comes from the joke : You know a woman is having a bad day when her tampon is behind her ear and she's missing her pencil
May be used for both male and female

Sara: GOSH! EVERYBODY SHUT UP!
Marissa: whats your problem? missing your pencil?

Damn, Mr. A was seriously missing his pencil in class today. He gave me detention for accidentally dropping my notebook.

by Kenzzz July 25, 2008

peni

plural for penis

those guys have Peni

by Taylor February 22, 2004

pushing pencil

the act of male masturbation by moving the hands up and down in order to eject the "lead". hence, pushing pencil.

cm: well that's why i like guys, we get bored we go on the net and watch a video, then start pushing pencil.

og: wait!? what!

cm: you know so the good lead "cums" out..

og: urrghh!!! men!! seriousllly!!?? wtf!!

cm: yeahhhh!!!!

by emontecratos January 4, 2011

penicillin

when a girl is ill'n for the penic, she is penicillin

when a girl really needs a penis in her mouth or vag, she is penicillin.

by tahoenyer January 2, 2012

Penial Diabetes

Diabetes in the penial region, most common in Asians.

Brendan: "Yo, lets invite that guy to the party"
Toon: "Step off nigga don't go close, that asian has mad penial diabetes"

by Muldooner September 6, 2008

pencil fucker

benji from good charollete... because his pussy is so small and tight that he fucks pencils

benji fucks pencils all time

by Anonymous July 21, 2003