Dutch Oven Masterbater 

A man that farts while laying in bed and sniffs his own fart doing the dutch oven,gets so turned on by the smell of his fart,he has to Masterbate.

William harris jr,will take a Dutch Oven Masterbater over a woman anyday!

Dutch Oven Masterbater by williampoop23 March 29, 2009

Omish Oven 

The result of when you are standing up and the woman is on her knees with her head under the covers and you fart and quickly pull the covers around her head and your ass causing a vaccum tight oven like experience for the girl to bake in and gag. You don't release the covers until she gets you off.

You: *Farts* Omish oven time!
Her: OH HELL NAW
You: Shut up bitch, your in till you're done.

Omish Oven by Forty(40), Emilionaiiire April 12, 2009

self-cleaning oven 

When you are ramming a dude with your ass and your ass isn't so fresh and what you really need is a jizenema, you say, "Clean me, Victor." As the guy jizzes, you leak chocolate man milk. Thus, your oven is cleaned.

I had the trots real bad last week, but Rodney gave me a dose of the self-cleaning oven last night. I am gonna save a bundle on my colonics this month.

self-cleaning oven by Easy Off October 2, 2010

french oven

after sleeping with your girlfriend, and wanting to break up, you ripp a hella bad fart and pull the covers over her head. do it till she vometes.

kyle:dude i cant get rid of my bitch.
kiernan: haha dude some advice is to stick her into a french oven.

french oven by dick waddddddddddd January 13, 2011

easy bake baby oven

prostitute / concubine

Yo dude, you heard about that chic?

Yeah man, tons of people use her as an easy bake baby oven.

easy bake baby oven by sammy reefes October 19, 2007

Pre-heating the Oven 

For men: like sloppy seconds, except the girl you're about to bang was with another girl immediately before you. Opinion is divided about whether this improves or detracts from the quality of your subsequent experience.

Don't worry about it man! She was just in there with Crystal pre-heating the oven for you, go for it!

Pre-heating the Oven by xag February 13, 2011

Double Dutch Oven 

Double Dutch Oven

A dutch oven within a dutch oven, commonly caused by excessive nocturnal flatulence influencing the atmosphere of the domicile to the point the room is a dutch oven unto itself while the traditional under-sheet zone becomes incredibly intensified.

Also known as dutch oven squared.

Example 1: Man, those tacos last night were good, but I had a dutch oven squared.

Example 2:
Guy: My girlfriend had the taco surprise last night and I woke up under the sheets to a dutch oven. I came out and it still stunk.

Other guy: duuuuddddeeee.... you got double dutch ovened!

Double Dutch Oven by MrDutch February 20, 2013