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orbisgoated is the thickest, juiciest man in the world, his dick is 11.7 inches in length and 6 inches in girth, it curves upwards at 12.4 degrees and to the left at 7.3 degrees, his semen tastes like the most delicious thing on the planet and can be used as a dipping sauce for almost any food.

Many people love orbisgoated for how much semen he produces as he single handedly solved world hunger with a single pump.
Me: OMG! orbisgoated you are so hot!

orbisgoated: I know, now come over here and get to sucking.
by Cell Ballin July 22, 2024
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orbisgoated

what is there to say, orb is goated.
Adam: orbisgoated
Discorbia: he really is goated
by Orbisgoated August 9, 2024
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Orbism

An amazing religion that worships the all seeing eye, our god. Eyemen! (Merch coming soon)
All hail the orb!

What’s the orb?
You know? Orbism?
by Nymph✨ October 19, 2023
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Orbism

The amazing religion of the orb, the all seeing eye. Eyemen! Orbism has all of the things a good religion needs, nuns, a warshipable god, a reasonable set of rules, and the most reasonable of all…. Orbism has a believable story.

Core Beliefs:The All-Seeing Eye is the eternal and omniscient deity, watching over all aspects of existence.Followers of Orbism believe that the eye's constant gaze is a symbol of vigilance, truth, and enlightenment.The eye is seen as a neutral observer, not intervening directly in human affairs but guiding through subtle signs and revelations.Orbists emphasize the importance of introspection and self-awareness, as the eye symbolizes self-reflection and self-improvement.The Eye's tears are considered a symbol of compassion and empathy, encouraging followers to practice kindness and help those in need.
Practices Meditation: orbists practice meditation as a means to connect with the All-Seeing Eye and gain insight into their lives.
Observance: Followers believe in the significance of observing the world around them and interpreting everyday events as messages from the eye.
Rituals: There are annual rituals where Orbists gather to reflect on their actions and seek guidance from the eye through symbolic ceremonies.
Art and Symbolism: The eye is a central motif in orbist art, serving as a reminder of their deity's constant presence.
All hail the all seeing eye!
The all seeing eye?
Yeah the all seeing eye? Like orbism?
by Nymph✨ October 19, 2023
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OrbitUniverse

0. A company that makes utilities for online games
Yeah, OrbitUniverse made that.
by Orbituniverse October 24, 2023
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Orbeetle

a very mythical Pokemon from the SWSH era
Me: I caught an Orbeetle in Pokeman Go!
You: bro...
by whodenym November 3, 2023
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orbitor

A nasty weird fuck like lester from GTAlV that obsesses over women online
that guy is a orbitor dude gets 0 pussy
by noluvtre December 14, 2023
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