Ape Real

One who is born in the fourth month. A black chick with an awesome body an all the boys get in that monkey. Spanking the monkey.

Damnn you so Ape real . Let me spanking that monkey girl!

by LeiairaRaine June 20, 2020

real witchu

a string of words used to share present affection and a hope for the future.

I can't wait to get real witchu 😘

by Krkič May 29, 2020

real lifing

When someone gets but hurt online, and shows up at your door step to fight

He got trolled to the point where he real lifing him

by squidphish January 6, 2019

real pants

Real pants (noun) jeans, not chinos, pajamas or khakis.

Friend: bro come to the store with me real quick.
Me: fuck I just put pajamas on now I gotta put on real pants again.
Friend: WTF are real pants. Are chinos not real pants ?
Me: jeans bro get your shit together haha

by jhaves91 May 23, 2018

Real steel

A movie set in 2020 with robots that you can control

Person 1: it’s 2022 where are my robots at?
Person 2: I know, real steel lied to us all

by That man that does stuff February 5, 2022

real quick

The act of making a solid decision within the next few days determining ones future.

He ought to decide real quick before the stinkin bird flYs away.

by PineappleJuice February 26, 2015

Real Madrid

The biggest and best team in the history of football. They have won 28 Spanish titles and 7 European cups. They are also the richest club in the world, perhaps with the exception of Chelsea

Real Madrid are a great club!

by Ben Dover February 28, 2005