Shitmas tree

When you're having anal sex and the person defecates on your penis.
Man, that girl last night shitmas tree'd me last night. I had to scrub for three hours!!
by soha33 September 26, 2010
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Shakin' trees

To jam music really loud, dance, tear up a rug, and make some noise.
1: Jammer: My neighbors must hate me, I've been shakin' trees all night.

2:

Guy 1: Damn look at that girl on the dance floor.
Guy 2: Yeah dude, she's shakin trees right now.
by TigerMun March 21, 2013
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Tree Hooker

A prostitute who can usually be found working in small forest or clearings. They are noticeable by bits of dirt and possibly leafs or sticks adhered to their back and may be accompanied by a sweaty john, generally shirtless, always with dirty knees. Their primal nature manifests in meth raged fits, or heroin induced sloth like states. May be prone to screaming, falling asleep in odd places, and presenting with oozing sores.
Had to ban another tree hooker from the store tonight, she tried to pay with dirty panties and threatened to shoot everyone when we wouldn't take soiled drawers as currency.
by The Future Resident April 29, 2016
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The Hanging Tree

A song by Marty Robbins. It tells of a man who was looking for gold and almost got hung but survived and walked away from the hanging tree with his true love. Not to be confused with the hanging tree from the hunger games. This song is leagues better that that one.
Yes I walked away from the hanging tree, and my own true love did Walk with me
by BETTS SEAL! November 21, 2021
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Tree Dad

The term “Tree-Dad” originally referred to a man, typically tall in stature with a kind demeanor, like a tree. In present day the term has evolved to be used to cover a wider variety of individuals who may also be referred to as “good stuff”.
That actor Jason Segel seems like a total tree dad.
by PooBili May 15, 2021
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Commit Tree

A different way of saying committing suicide. In the epic poem "The Divine Comedy"'s first book Inferno. Those who commit suicide are turned into trees
If we don't do something soon Billy might go and commit tree
by Air_Purifier March 01, 2019
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