He plays a mentally retarded police officer in "Scary Movie". In the end he turns out to be F**KING HOT!!!!
by ilovetorres June 10, 2011
Get the Special Officer Doofymug. Jake: you know, a party that's not a sausage party or a post office--
Anne: post office.. lame?
Jake: post office.. too much MALE
Anne: post office.. lame?
Jake: post office.. too much MALE
by medaeval February 12, 2004
Get the post office partymug. Another word for pharmacy.
by JimBeam1984! January 28, 2009
Get the Box Officemug. A girl working in a club or bar in the Philippines to keep male customers company. The "Guest Relations Officer" or GRO always gets the men to buy her inflated priced "Ladies Drinks" that she gets a monetary kickback from. Nearly all GROs are prostitutes who can be "Bar Fined" and taken from the bar for short time or long time sex. Nearly all GROs fall under the auspices of the "Maddam" and live at the bar or in substandard dormitories provided by the bar.
After the cute little guest relations officer got me to buy her several ladies drinks, she suggested I bar fine her and take her back to my room for all night sex.
by Mark8 April 15, 2007
Get the guest relations officermug. An unusual sex act developed in the late seventies. It involves a man wearing a white sheet to make him resemble a ghost. He then has sex with a woman. Ideally, the sex will take place in an actual post office. As he climaxes, he cums into an envelope. He takes this envelope and and mails it to his sex partner's mother.
by CzarIvan12 November 21, 2011
Get the Haunted Post Officemug. The social structure of an occupation that consists of chicknheads, bratz, tricks and slappers.
When you work at a job that has many clique's and lazy broads, where rumors run as rampant as office transmitted STD's.
Places of "Office Polli-Tricks: McDonalds, Burger King, general fast food, urban offices, and inner-city high school.
When you work at a job that has many clique's and lazy broads, where rumors run as rampant as office transmitted STD's.
Places of "Office Polli-Tricks: McDonalds, Burger King, general fast food, urban offices, and inner-city high school.
by WXW March 21, 2007
Get the Office Polli-Tricksmug. A condition which occurs primarily in white collar corporate environments where deserving, qualified employees are either passed over for promotion or have their employment terminated outright while their comparatively apathetic or indifferent peers achieve financial and/or occupational success.
Peter is frequently tardy or absent from work while Michael and Samir are punctual, reliable workers. Peter is promoted, but Michael and Samir are fired in order to cut costs. Peter has been the beneficiary of Office Space Syndrome while Michael and Samir were the victims of it.
by HaroldTheOx June 7, 2010
Get the Office Space Syndromemug.