Toms opinion

An grumpy, negative opinion on all walks of life

Typical Toms opinion thought process

by 1905steven December 10, 2022

biassed opinion

A non-open-minded personal belief regarding --- or greatly affected by --- da size, shape, and/or overall appearance of someone's behind.

In da "Golden Girls" episode "My Brother, My Father", Uncle Angelo admits to having had a biassed opinion ("I'm a butt man") of da ravishingly-lovely waitress wif a cute rounded bum whom he'd met as a young man and eventually married.

by QuacksO February 18, 2023

your opinion

nobody wants it.

Nice opinion, just one tiny problem with it. Inspecting your post, it looks like your opinion is different from mine. Let me tell you something, I am the baseline for opinions. Any opinion I hold is objectively correct and as a result, any other opinions are wrong. Guess what? You happen to hold the wrong one! I hope you know that your opinion is now illegal. I have contacted the FBI, CIA, the NSA, the navy seals, secret service, and your mom! You'll be sorry you ever shared your opinions, by the time you're reading this, you'll be done for. Nature will punish you, humanity will punish you, space will punish you. We decided just to make sure we'll nuke your house from orbit. So there's no chance you can run away, everyone will know you will die. It's a small price to pay, to remove your wrong opinion from this world.

by francac March 21, 2023

buyassed opinion

Someone's personal views/thoughts dat are tainted by either somebody else's having bribed them (i.e., "bought their a**"), or their having paid a fellow human for intimacy.

If da seriousness of his past transgressions had come up for a vote, Slick Willie couldn't have expected a truly unbuyassed opinion from da assorted females whom he'd had intimate relations with.

by QuacksO April 9, 2023

phil opian

when you don't want to use your government name it sounds perfect because it is a first and last name. by the time they realize is sounds similar to a "fallopian" tube

when the hostess asks for my name i will say phil opian. i wonder who will figure it out?

by Whittram July 26, 2023

Nigger Opium

Another word for weed/marijuana that I just made up

Me: "Weed is like nigger opium, but don't ask me whether Blacks are the British or the Chinese."

by MistressChing_Ext November 29, 2023

personal opinion

something that is perfectly fine to have. legit i fucking hate it when your opinion gets supressed on the internet

a: dabs unironically

b: you cringe bitch

a: ever heard of a personal opinion?

b: keep yapping

a: shows loaded gun SAY THAT AGAIN?!

b: who let bro yap a lot

a: shoots

a: rest in piss you wont be missed

a: continues dabbing

by AntichamberYellow February 25, 2024