snotty tip

The male penis precleanup, post discharge.

"I am going to cock slap your wife with my snotty tip"

by Mark Ryan, reminded to post on page by Mark McNulty April 8, 2008

drawing tip

The act of lollygagging, procrastinating, acting simple, or being generally unproductive.

Sorry I'm late, I slept in and got lost on the way here, I was drawing tip.

by iheartdestr0y August 5, 2008

Bum Tipping

v.

A recreational hobby common among rural students attending college in the city. It is viewed as an acceptable alternative to cow tipping when no cows are available. Under cover of darkness, students sneak up on an intoxicated bum and upend either the bum, the bum's shopping cart, or both.

"Dude we went bum tipping last night; it was just like tipping cows back home, only with more noise!"

by Ladderwalker February 4, 2009

Turtle-Tip

To brag (or 1-Up) in a reflexive and annoyingly rapid-fire manner.

Do not invite Eric to any of my parties because he will turtle-tip about his most recent trip or promotion or raise or how otherwise perfectly ideal his life is, and I will want GAME OVER.

Penelope is such a Turtle-Tipper! She can't stand to hear someone else get a compliment without chiming in to brag about how her experience is at least slightly better. Princess had the right idea by constantly being in another castle!

by GoGoGoRoVo May 1, 2014

Tip cleaner

A person who licks the ejaculation off a penis.

Man your girl is bad at fucking, but she is the worlds best tip cleaner.

by tae_booty March 18, 2015

Thirst-tip

When you leave an unnecessarily large gratuity or tip for your waitress/bartender, because you are physically attracted to them, usually in a sexual manner. Your level of lust, "thirst", is so high that you equate a large tip with any chance of sexy time with said individual. These instances usually occur at lower level sports bars and patios. Alcohol will affect the intensity and dollar amount of the thirst-tip. The thirst-tip is usually followed by periods of sadness and/or vigorous masturbation. Rarely is the thirst-tip successful in the endeavors of no-pants dancing.

"Dude, Heather at Bdubs is so hot. I left her a huge thirst-tip. $20 on a $15 tab"

"Ah, gross man. She's super deece. "
"I know....I'm just so thirsty"

by Thirstay August 21, 2015

Pencil tip

Another name for a micro-penis. EXTREMELY small penis.

Come over here baby and let me put my pencil tip between those thighs.

My pencil tip wants to dip into your lagoon.

Please don’t pinch my pencil tip, you might rip the whole thing off.

by Gribble October 26, 2018