Dutch Bastard

Similar to dutch oven. The act of shitting under someone's bed covers and waiting for the person to lay in it while you hide and wait for the reaction.

Ex1: Dude1:"Bro, I gave my girl a dutch oven last night."

Dude2:"Please, I heard George attempted to do a Dutch Bastard at his friends party."

Ex2: "My boss is such an asshole. I'm thinking about giving him a dutch bastard."

by ShadowSlashing March 23, 2013

Double Dutch

Double Dutch is a jump rope game where 2 long jump ropes turning in opposite directions are jumped by one or more players that kids in Black neighborhoods played. Don't know if white kids played this game. I don't know where y'all got your definition of "Double Dutch" from as it sounds truly stupid, but whatever!! There is a song called "Double Dutch Bus" that was a jam back in the day. Again, maybe y'all don't know about this!! go to YouTube where you can see the game being played and trust no condoms in the game!!!

We will be playing in the Double Dutch championship this year.

by QueenBMD September 21, 2016

dutch barcode

the act of ejaculating into a woman's (or man's) anus as they being to take a massive shit. while both ingredients are flowing out of the butt hole, the man who initially ejaculated licks between the cheeks and swallows the goods.

I got a dutch barcode last night, i still can't use the toilet.

by Tyler Mulvenna November 25, 2010

Dutch Rudder

When a guy jerks another guy off by moving the guy's arm while he technically does the grab holding. A move created so guys can jerk each other off without feeling gay.

I'm no homo! I only gave him a dutch rudder, it's not like I touched his dick.

by giblettes August 2, 2008

dutch fan

Farting in bed, waiting for it to stew, then quickly lifting up the covers and dropping them, creating a fart wave.

I hit her with a nasty dutch fan last night.

by zig April 23, 2003

Dutch Handshake

Technically, when two men masturbate each other, but more often used when two people compliment each other's previous work, or accomplishments.

"My John I loved your appearance on yesterday's broadcast."
"Why thank you Philip, but it came no where near your expose on the Costa Rican labia trade."

"Why don't you two stop the Dutch Handshake and get back to work!"

by Belgian Dutch Hater September 18, 2012

Dutch Sail

Much like a Dutch rudder except you grab your friend from behind while hes railing a chick and shake him violently, as to fuck the girl with his penis.

My buddy was too much of a bitch last night with this one chick so I had to dutch sail his ass into her harbor.

by pickle snuffalufagus February 16, 2010