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[nice girl]

A girl that is generally nice. She hangs out with a majority of guys and plays video games and is basically one of the guys. But she can also be girly and do girl things; shop, makeup, ect. But for some reason can never get a boyfriend. One, because the guys seem to only see her as one of the guys and she never gets noticed. Two, she sticks arounds listening to all her guy friends problems with their current sluts and gives advice. Three, she is always taken for granted and lets herself be taken for granted, hoping that one day a guy will notice how wonderful she really is. But that will obviously not happen anytime soon since all guys seem to be attracted to are easy girls, with caked on makeup, skimpy clothing, and probably a million unknown STDs.
-Dude Jen is so good at guitar hero!
-Yah i know! and she's a pretty nice girl.
-you're right maybe you should ask her out
-Fuck no she's like one of the guys!
by chrisssybob September 17, 2008
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Get Nice

To get nice means to get 'some' from anyone or anything
Where is Kristen?
-- Trying to get nice with that 11 year old!
by cccjjj November 23, 2009
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Nice Guy Syndrome

A dating disorder wherein a guy with zero self confidence has a constant need for approval and the personality of a wet mop, who blames his inability to get a girlfriend or hook up on the delusion that he is simply too nice and women only want douchebags. Contrary to feminist beliefs(again), NGS is not misogynist nor sexual entitlement. It's self-victimization.

Symptoms Include:
- insecurity
- codependency
- being too nice
- never disagreeing
- a need to please others
- blaming the friendzone
- fear of rejection
- unstable self-esteem
- thinking girls should lust for you acting overly nice...
- ...self-pity when reality

Causes:
The exact cause of NGS is unknown, though professionals agree a common factor is acting like a faggot with no backbone in a competitive dating scene.

Diagnosis:
If you think bitches constantly friend-zone you and only hook up with douches when you're obviously superior because of how supar nice and affectionate you are... then you may suffer from NGS.

Risks:
- Virginity
- Dying alone
- Friendzones
- Getting used
- Crying yourself to sleep

Treatment:
The first step is realizing that you are the problem and girls are simply not attracted to insecurity and fail. Your doctor can often prescribe a swift kick in the ass for your balls to drop, which should help develop confidence. Thick skin and a personality are also recommended.
Jake: Man why do girls like Megan keep dating douchebags instead of me? I'm so much better just look how much nicer I am. It's not fair.
David: Well have you tried busting a move or flirting or something?
Jake: No way I don't wanna come off like a douche. I mean what if she doesn't like that or something.
David: So.... you're just nice? That's it?
Jake: Not *just* nice, I'm also totally a great listener and willing to do anything they want without complaining.
David: And this is every time? Dude... That sounds like some kinda nice guy syndrome. Ouch.

Kate: Hey what about that Jake guy? He's totally into you and kinda cute.
Megan: lol I had no idea. The guy's super nice and a great listener but he never flirts or makes a move. I figured he just wasn't into me. Besides, it feels like he's sucking up to me sometimes. Such a snorefest, not really into that.
by xailu March 19, 2014
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Nice

Chicago slang term for having a buzz from alcohol but not at the point that you're completely drunk.
Man joe these henny shots got a nigga feelin nice.
by Earl Campbell June 20, 2006
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r/niceguys

Men who believe that they deserve sexual intercorse just for being nice to a person and if or when denied will verbally berate the person with phrases like : YOU WHORE, FUCKIN SLUT and, WHIPE OFF YOUR CUM STAINED EYES. It is possible for nice guys to be neck beards. r/nicegirls is the female varient for r/niceguys. r/niceguys are not the same as r/whiteknights but are similar
Guy: Nudes?
Girl: No
Guy: Hoe
Girl: r/niceguys
by Scrapnell November 21, 2018
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nice guy

Living proof that human evolution has yet to progress to the point where the female's genes have been reprogrammed to finally ignore the primitive and obsolete alpha male and expand their sexual relations to the more intelligent and advanced beta male. This is why 21st century women are still compelled to be sexually attracted to aggressive assholes who treat them like crap instead of reserved guys who treat them with dignity and respect, e.g. nice guys. As a result, nice guys are normally single because women are naturally repelled by them.
Women like nice guys, but won't date them.
by DeskFlyer August 31, 2007
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nice nasty

Used to describe someone who is outwardly picky and meticulous about everything, but seems to be unaware of what's nasty about themselves at the same time.
An example would be a woman who insists that you take your shoes off before you come into her living room....but she hasn't dusted her furniture since she bought it.

She is someone who is nice nasty.
by Fran (thanks Mom) February 27, 2009
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