Naval Tortoise

A person who loves water...to the point where some people say it is obsessive. They cannot stay away from water long and typically hate on those who disrespect H2O. People often call them insane but they often beat them in water-related sports. It is believed that after a certain point they will grow fins and gills, though it is said to be theoretically impossible. It is believed they may be the future of man's aquatic evolution. Great prowess, ESP. on a water bed!

Mcgee: You see that naval tortoise
Rackman: Yeah he grew his fins last night and stole my girl this morning.

by DJ Craze October 23, 2013

nealophobia

Nealophobia is a fear of shifting.

"You won't be able to shift her, she has nealophobia"

by Pseudonym169hshdjdj November 6, 2013

nealquetoast

when one's fantasy football team is run by their girlfriend and they run the legue in a nazi like regime.

this season the comissioner is a real nealquetoast.

by original champion September 2, 2015

navalism

The belief that sea power is integral to a nation’s greatness and that naval preparedness is a country’s best and cheapest means of defense, found popular expression around the globe, in the years approaching the First World War.

It is time to become navalism. Build lots of aircraft carriers!

by God_of_Navy September 7, 2016

Neal's nook

The creepy janitors closet in a school near you. Mostly always has a janitor named Neal working there. Strawberry yogurt is often found there because his pet mollusk loves it.

"Hey Jon, lets go to Neal's Nook!"
" No man, his mollusk is probably eating in there! It's creepy!"

by Hank Thomas August 22, 2016

Neal

A good looking guy who likes guy.He's meant for guy starts with letter S,Y,P,J or L.Intelligent and good looking,who has a crush on people starts with letter P and J.

Hey Neal!Look at Peter,that's your crush right?

by Jejo Williams July 20, 2016

nejala

Nejala is unique and one of a kind. She is genuinely such a sweetheart and very humurous. She can make anyone laugh with her truthful jokes, even at the hardest of times. She speaks her mind, and is true to her self. If anyone offends her or anything she believes in, she stands up for herself. She loves what she does, she is passionate and dedicated. You may think that she may quit at times, but then you'll see her the next day with a positive attitude. One great thing about a Nejala is she can bullshit her way out of anything and you'll be just surprised, unless you really know her. Nejala is very adventurous and she loves everything nature and life in general, and she thanks God for each day she has woken up to. You'll be lucky to have found a Nejala in your life, someone who is so true and honest. Life is so much fun around her, without her it would be a waste of day. Nejala is an incredible gal. I reckon.

*PRESENTING A CONCEPT*
So Nejala, what do you have for us today?

SOOO.. *Nejala bullshitting"*
Wow, that's a great idea. Well done!

by Nejala November 24, 2016