NFL

- Synonym for 'Loser'
- Short for Nice Fucking Life.
- Derived from Anthrax song Efilnikcufecin.

A guy walks into McDonald's with no shirt, prison tats, meth eyes and sporting a beat up Winger hat. So you must murmur "NFL"

Note:
You can also substitute other words for the "L" and challenge friends to determine what you are ragging on. Example, you're at a party and a guy walks in with "Business on Top and Party in Back" hair. You say "N.F.M." and glance at the guy. Your buddy will have to check out the guy and figure out you meant "Nice Fucking Mullet".

by Stuk July 16, 2008

NFL

Not Fucking Likely

This will not happen

Are you going to watch the superbowl?

NFL. Don't be silly.

by Henrico Popadopolus January 11, 2004

NFL Blitz

When you're having anal sex with your woman and you pull your fudge covered member out, and with two fingers, swab a sample of mud from your upright, then apply a smear under each of your lovers eyes, resembling that, of a football player. Then tackle or push her down a flight of stairs, usually resulting in a delay of game.

On Sunday nights my wife requests an NFL Blitz (and an ice-pak) SKEET SKEET

by JCF May 25, 2006

N.F.A

N.F.A Meaning no future ambition, is tha term used to someone who seems to have a dream oor future.

From morning till night this guy just likes playing games,i think he is an N.F.A

by Tobi Tobs May 7, 2007

NFL

To request no garnish on a rum or tequila beverage, or Corona / Corona Light beer. An abbreviation of "No Fuckin' Lime".

"Gimme a Captain and Coke - NFL."

by jdliscious September 7, 2007

NFP

Nice Fucking Penis. In other words, a compliment for male that usually revolves around doing something manly

Pat: I hooked up with this lesbian last night
John: Dude, NFP

by Imma Baller June 11, 2011

nfa

acronym for - no fuabs allowed, (fat ugly ass bitches).

i was regulating the party and i had to make sure it was nfa

i hear the new club is nfa

by extreme dan October 31, 2007