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 Get the brooke murphymug.
Get the brooke murphymug. A straight guy who is a resemblance of God
and pulls all the women but in the end is a very nice guy and can cheer you up when needed
and pulls all the women but in the end is a very nice guy and can cheer you up when needed
by Cameron Cross October 30, 2022
 Get the Brendan Murphymug.
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 Get the aiden murphymug.
Get the aiden murphymug. The prettiest girl ever. She will rock your world and has the best humor. She can turn any circumstance into something hilarious, always knowing how to put a smile on your face. She’s always there for you no matter what and has such a big heart. She may be slightly self conscious but she doesn’t let that effect her vibes. She loves her friends and would do so much for them. She also knows how to be a badass and is hot asf.
by Gangchainsmoke55555 April 6, 2020
 Get the Murphymug.
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One excellent example of a Murphy's Law opportunist would be someone who hangs out his laundry to dry on an occasion when rain is desired.
by QuacksO August 11, 2019
 Get the Murphy's Law opportunistmug.
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 Get the brett murphymug.
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